February 2010
1 post
January 2010
25 posts
Life Ain't No Pony Farm →
Someone made a comic about me!!
“Life Ain’t No Pony Farm is a semi- autobiographical, but absurd comic strip about a cartoonist living together with an elephant, a mushroom and a pony.” haha WHAT??
I forgot to tumble for a few months. I’m comin back.
Just found out professional Polo players make bank. Wish I handn’t given up on it. Too bad I have weak wrists…
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
2 posts
September 2009
23 posts
Some thoughts on the naming of horses
Horses should have ridiculous names. It’s just fun! Examples of my former horses names that I didn’t chose myself but kept when I got them: Valcrest, Memphis Mild (named after a BBQ sauce because she was the same color as the sauce), Breeze (especially funny b/c this horse was really big bodied and in no way breezy), Reno 911. Other cool names of friends horses: Cheerio, Elmo, Ferrari,...
“I love when i go to taco bel and they fill my tacos with tons of meat and sour...”
– facebook status of a “friend” from Rome
SICK!
My friends sisters boyfriend got shot in Asheville this weekend while she was visiting me in Athens. She got a drunken call from the hospital at 3 in the morning. This is why:
“Monk told me that he was so drunk when it happened that he screamed at the guys “is that your mutha” in an Asian accent.”
He is fine now.
smooshed strawberries + honey on face = soft smooth skin
lemon juice in hair = hilights
mashed up old bananna + olive oil in hair = soft smooth hair
I love food beauty treatments!
This is why I talk funny
It has been brought to my attention that I talk out the side of my mouth. No one had ever said anything about it until I moved to Athens so I didn’t know I did it. When I was 3 years old I was bouncing on a bed, tripped, and bounced right into the corner of a table. I fucked up my lips and mouth. I had to have plastic surgery and lots of stitches. I still have a weird scar. Anyway 3 is an...
oh wow, just a lil poking around online gave me so...
-the husband is VP of a huge investment company
- thousands of dollars donated to Republican party
- give thousands to charity
- give even more money to UGA and on the board of trustees
-board of trustees at the private school here
-they have and endowed football scholarship in their name that only the best players get
-I know the wife’s riding skill level
Crazy
class reunion
“Pregame starts at 5 at the home on the hill; open bar. Then Darlington buses will take us to Jenny’s house at 7. It is catered and there will be kegs. There is also a pool and a hottub, so bring bathing suits if you like. At the end of the party Darlington buses will take us back to Darlington. Go Register on the Darlington website under the alumni section.”
This is rediculous....
You are more likely to get a URI (upper respiratory infection) if:
You are emotionally or physically stressed.
You are tired.
You are not eating enough healthy food.
You are a smoker.
You are living or working in crowded conditions.
All of these.
So there is this assistant job that I really really want and would LOVE but I don’t have any real job or school experience related to it. Isn’t being excited to learn new things and in love with the company more important than experience? Is is pointless to even apply?
Update: Did it! Will see what happens.
“i bet ull get it….sounds like something that would happen to u,
ur...”
– thanks Timmy
“You know it really pisses me off how all these people in Athens just make a...”
– my Dad ranting (speed traps, UGA “fees”, parking passes and fines, not returning housing deposits, shitty landlords, shitty employers that hire college kids, cops giving rediculous tickets when real crimes are happening, etc.)